Ritualistic

synchromesh · 07-12-2003, 07:04 PM

sync..
Why are you avoiding questions on the release of the tools ???

Ritual...Bugger me its raining !!!!

sync...
you seem to be very indecisive about a release date ???

Ritual...
Maybe we are and maybe were not !!!!!

sync...
Can you give us any idea of a release date !!!!

Ritual...
Release for what ????

sync...
The Tools !!!

Ritual...
Tools....Tools......( pauses....this guys struggling ) .....OH YES......Were doing them for EF2 you know....

sync...
Big sigh!!!

sync...
How long have you been working on the tools...

Ritual...
Ages now.......they let me turn the computer thingys on in the mornin you know.......ALL BY MYSELF !!!!

sync....
Okaaaay............( "Thinks".... i think we can kiss the tools goodbye )

sync...
So......will we be seeing the tools this week ????

Ritual...
Yes!!!! theres a piccy on are web thingy

sync...
"Sigh" Web page

Ritual...
Ye thats it...........you need a computer to see it you know.........We got lots of big ones...small ones.....they let me turn them on in the mornin !!!

sync..
"whispers to myself "..............ffs !!!!!

sync...
How do you get on with Harry ????

Ritual...
Dont like him.......he hits me......dunno why

sync..
I may know actually !!!!!

Ritual...
Hes a NASTY NASTY MAN.......I thought he called me LD because i was a level designer.......i found out today he meant "Little Dork" Im really really upset...He still says i can turn the computer thingys on in the mornin though !!!!

Sync...
At this point the interview was terminated and the police were called for my own safety as chairs started to fly around the room and a pc was brought in so he could push the buttons to calm him down [img]/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Hope you find the info usefull after all were no worse off now than before [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

REALLY BIG JOKE RITUAL........dont get upset for gods sake !!!

Alpharaptor · 07-12-2003, 07:09 PM

LoL funny... very well done heh

Galen · 07-13-2003, 12:13 AM

At this point, I'm just hoping the tools will come out just to fill up all this FREE TIME you guys seem to have [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

BrushBaron · 07-13-2003, 02:37 AM

I laughed hard! "I GET TO TURN THE COMPUTER THINGY ON IN THE MORNIN'!!" YAY!

Kill_Designer · 07-13-2003, 03:28 AM

And I thought the guys on the halflife2.net forums were going crazy making comics about how HL2 was a fraud waiting for the media release which has been pushed to Monday. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

synchromesh · 07-13-2003, 06:01 AM

Phew!!
Thanks BrushBaron.....took in the humour it was meant to be......mind you the bit below would make a great sig for ya......fill us all full of confidence every time you post [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I GET TO TURN THE COMPUTER THINGY ON IN THE MORNIN'!!" YAY!

UniKorn · 07-13-2003, 08:12 AM

This made my day, now I can wait a week longer :-)

VERY NICE

wolf359 · 07-13-2003, 04:58 PM

and there's me thinking that you'd have been playing with the tools all the time i was on vacation.

UniKorn · 07-13-2003, 06:29 PM

We did in the depths of darkness, just to keep you in the dark and behind us, so that our maps would come out first [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

synchromesh · 07-13-2003, 10:33 PM

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and there's me thinking that you'd have been playing with the tools all the time i was on vacation.

Hiya mate...good holiday i hope..........its been hell here......They keep showing us a pic on the web thingy.....shear torture [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Grass69er · 07-14-2003, 01:34 AM

hehehe, this is damn funny, thx for humor sync, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
btw sync, what are your plans for EF2 when you recieve the editing tools?

GRASS!

synchromesh · 07-14-2003, 09:16 AM

I guess to learn to use them first........il switch the computer thingy on like ritual and have a go.........how hard can it be....( He Says worried like hell )
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TRonalphaone · 07-14-2003, 01:55 PM

Damm it, I know the Ritual guys am me one step ahead.
They know the secret of turning on the computer thingys. {

Blacksmith1 · 07-14-2003, 04:53 PM

Turn them on? you mean they turn off? why would you want to turn them off? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

wolf359 · 07-15-2003, 09:56 AM

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Turn them on? you mean they turn off? why would you want to turn them off? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

to go on vacation [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

i'm with the rest of you guys, i can't wait to try out the new tools but if they don't come soon then i guess i'll move on.it doesn't look like we'll be getting much support from ritual, unlike raven. with EF for instance i made my first map BEFORE the game was released. i was beta testing EFradiant when i made defiant and was even told by a raven scripter that if i had any probs with my maps to send them to him and he'd get raven's mappers to take a look for me. can't see anything like that from ritual. plenty of experienced mappers here offerring assistance and not a word from them.