Ritualistic

<the_levelord> hutch: shall I tell you about the time Zelda and Dick stayed up for 6 days on crystalmeth in the Navy
<the_levelord> ...and how Zelda was eventually kicked out of the service because she was doing acid on watch?
<the_levelord> ...drugs are badddd, mmmkay
<the_levelord> ...the Navy is badddd, mmmkay?
<the_levelord> ...seriously though, Dick's heart was broken and he has never been the same since
<the_levelord> ...he was raised on Dick Van Dick and Mary Tyler Moore
<the_levelord> ...he did NOT expect this sort of shit mixed in with "love"
<the_levelord> ...so anyways, has anyone else received the blow job in a place semi-public? ...know what it feels like to have someone walk in?
<the_levelord> ...just, the amazing speed at which a dick, as oppossed to a Dick, get go from rock hard to worm soft?
<the_levelord> ...it's that kind of shit that makes you want to do more of that kind of shit
<the_levelord> ....of all the blows jobs, that's the one I remember
<the_levelord> ...I mean Dick remembers
<the_levelord> ...well, anyways, first-loves are not the foundation
<the_levelord> ...seriously, it makes you want to go out and do the most outrageous sit because the menial stuff that makes "normal" life is never remembered
<the_levelord> sit = shit, BTW
<the_levelord> ...so anyways, there's more to the Zelda story
<the_levelord> ...3 weeks later, after Zelda had lost her apartment to certain pscho events, she moved in with Dick
<the_levelord> ...yes, yes, co-habitation
<the_levelord> ...Dick was still enamered and let her move in
<the_levelord> ...Dick was a fucking virgin and in the Navy, well, not anymore, but this was the first twat that he had ever entered and the magnetisism of a twat is irresistable
<the_levelord> ...and Dick was being talked about at the station... ...once a virgin and now the dude that was laying Zelda
<the_levelord> ...alot of squids wanted Zelda, and Dick had her... ...with all the emotional baggage to-boot
<the_levelord> ...can we see the situation? ...3-some wacko shit, bottle-over-the-head attempt (Dick was too quick, BTW)
<the_levelord> ...pscho ward and visitaytion blow jobs
<the_levelord> ...wouldn't the "normal" boy have left by now?
<the_levelord> ....poor fucking lad
<the_levelord> ...but NO, Dick let her move in
<the_levelord> ...the drugs got worse, or better, depending
<the_levelord> ...until it got to the point where Dick was dragging Zelda into the station to serve watch
<the_levelord> ...during this time the 6-day meth thing happened
<the_levelord> ....anyone know what it's like to be awake for 6 days straight?
<the_levelord> yes, Zelda went whacko on duty on some acid (it was bad `cid) and got busted/blood tested
<the_levelord> ...what made shit worse was that Dick was the command;s Drug Rehad Reprosentative
<the_levelord> ...a Drug Rehab Rep was a sailor that you could come to and say "I've been doing drugs and I want to rehab. Here they are, put me in the system."
<the_levelord> ...Dick was the Rehab Rep for the enlisted sailors
<the_levelord> ...this was a small command, the Atlantic anti-sub command, so within a single day, everyone knew Dick's "mate" was in the clink for doing `cid on duty
<the_levelord> ...fortunately, though, Dick was due to end his 4-year tour
<the_levelord> ...unfortunately, Zelda got kicked out just about the same time Dick was discharged
<the_levelord> ...still smitten, they both went to California and lived together for 4 more years
<the_levelord> ....the moral of the story?
<the_levelord> the moral is to NEVER, EVER fall in love!

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